Abysmality (n),
from the adjective, “abysmal”: a condition far worse than anything you’d been
led to expect from your life.
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Tryptomorphine
(n), compound of “tryptophan” and “morphine”: recombinant X of turkey meat and floods of serotonin
precipitated by the experience of Thanksgiving, and, though less frequently,
Xmas.
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